I constantly feel like I don’t make as big of an impression on others as they make on me
I constantly feel like I miss people more than they miss me.
accidentally offending a good friend
purposefully offending a bad friend
IS IT MORE BORING THAN YOUR FACE?
I DUNNO, IS IT MORE BORING THAN MY FIST IN YOUR FACE?
IS IT MORE BORING THAN MY FIST IN YOUR FACE? YOU TURD!
YOU’RE A TURD!
NO YOU’RE A TURD!
In reference to this picture
This is a summary of college only using two pictures; expensive as hell.
That’s my Sociology “book”. In fact what it is is a piece of paper with codes written on it to allow me to access an electronic version of a book. I was told by my professor that I could not buy any other paperback version, or use another code, so I was left with no option other than buying a piece of paper for over $200. Best part about all this is my professor wrote the books; there’s something hilariously sadistic about that. So I pretty much doled out $200 for a current edition of an online textbook that is no different than an older, paperback edition of the same book for $5; yeah, I checked. My mistake for listening to my professor.
This is why we download.
Alternatives to buying overpriced textbooks
BookFinderSpreading this shit like nutella because goddamn textbooks are so expensive.
Signal Boast
First food gifset, something I’d like to try: Balloon Chocolate Bowls (x)
LIFE IS WONDERFUL
Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today.
Supervisor: Why?
Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car.
Supervisor: (silence)
Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up?
Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist.
Supervisor: Good point. See you when you get here.
(Source: lewis1993)